Okay. My name's all about the bean, so you'd think I'd write something about beans, beanies, jelly beans, beano, or some issues associated with beans. But no, it's just a name, and by any other name I am just as caffeinated.

That said I am so grateful to Starbuck's for holding their June, buy two ginormous bags of coffee and get the third one free, promotion. It sucked me, who abhors all things advertising in. I picked up the little card at my favorite Starbuck's (on the University of Akron campus-go Exchange Street), and held it in my pocket until yesterday when I finally splurged on a Pike's Place, a Gold Coast, and a pound of Yukon (orgasmicly organic). One became a gift, but I am now set for coffee buzzing for at least a few weeks.

Isn't caffeine addiction now a mental illness?